I’m starting to feel like Tinder is a very different experience for men than it has been for me. Even some of the more ‘typically attractive’ men I’ve spoken to on there have told me they only get one or two matches a day and I’m genuinely quite shocked. I’ve had 30 in two days and I’ve been fairly fussy with my right-swipe, so I’m starting to feel a bit like fresh meat to starving lions. Granted, most of these men haven’t even spoken to me and after the initial as-satisfying-as-a-carrot-stick-when-you’re-craving-chocolate ‘oooh, a match!‘ reaction, I’m not interested in talking to them either. The several ‘super-likes’ make me wonder why my profile is standing out so much. Not that I think I’m some swamp beast but my entire life I have never been the girl that anyone chooses to chat up in a club or social situation. Which is totally fine, maybe my stand-offish resting bitch face is part of what stops them…they can sense that it would be a no and so don’t even try. Clearly, whilst I think I’m friendly, I am just not very approachable. I’m okay with that but online, something is very different.
I’m studying and, in typical Gemma-fashion, completely over-thinking every profile as I analyse what I like and don’t like and maybe not everyone does this…You can see my thought process in my previous blog Here. Maybe they just see someone they think is good looking and swipe regardless. I’m increasingly aware, though, that my photos *are* good photos of me, not how I think I look most of the time. I wonder if I would have the same reaction from men if I changed them to reflect my usual make-up-off onesie-on ‘style’. Here’s my profile:
My profile shows my nicest selfies (not gonna pick the gross ones am I, they are deleted instantly!) and I’ve included a photo of me DJing (something I love) one of me with friends at a Suicide Girls event (SG is a big part of my life), a photo of me without my glasses and the closest to a full-length image I have that I don’t hate. My anthem is Brand New – Jude Law and a Semester Abroad and you can see my liked pages on Facebook – although, this only shows when they like the same page. There’s a couple films, some of my friends businesses as well as my own and, of course, Simpsons Pictures That I Gone and Done because I just can’t help myself. I always find it hilarious when it pops up on my feed. But how are others are perceiving this information?
The only way I am going to find out why people have swiped is to ask. Pretty embarrassing, though, as I’m not a very forward person really but online I can be as there’s nothing to lose. Whether they think I’m fishing for compliments or just downright weird it’s not going to ruin my day. Considering I can only ask people that swiped right or super-liked me, this kind of indicates that it’s going to be pretty one-sided with the answers but I’ve asked them to be as honest as possible and mention any negatives, judgements, preconceptions or be as shallow or not shallow as they like. I go into this hoping that they will use this as an excuse to be super open with me, much like my ‘hey, I hate your beard‘ opening line from yesterday but I’m not getting my hopes up for anything too in depth. So, here goes!
#S: “You just look like my type, plus it’s hard to swipe left to someone dressed as Wednesday.” He also mentions the Brand New song on my profile, my use of emojis alluding to the famous kermit meme (if you don’t know, don’t worry) and that my bio was blunt, which he’s always attracted to for some reason. It’s nice he paid some attention to my stupidly short bio and got something from it, somehow. I like this answer.
#P: “Truthfully I thought you were very attractive and thought ‘why not’? If I don’t swipe then I definitely won’t be able to talk to this woman.” At the ripe old age of 26, it’s nice that someone has finally referred to me as a woman! There’s no middle ground where you can find out more first before you decide – swiping yes is the only way you can contact someone, whether that ends up prosperous or not.
#S: “Well, you’re hot. This App is based on looks which is horrible when you get raised NOT to judge a book by its cover. I think you’re probably out of my league a bit. I don’t think someone like you would like someone like me.” Obviously this is really flattering but it does make me feel a bit bad, I worry I’m portraying a way better version of myself that I could never live up to if I was to meet any of these men in ‘the real world’. It kind of sucks that make-up and styling can make you feel that way about yourself when people are essentially judging you on that and it’s not even really *you*. I think it’s sad that that opinion of me can make someone refer to themselves as ‘someone like me‘ in a negative way. Lot’s of people have said ‘you’re too good for me‘ or something along those lines and I do sometimes question if that’s just a line to reel me in. However, another guy does mention that the deal clincher was that I wasn’t wearing loads of make-up (as IF most men even know when you are or aren’t if you’ve applied it well, but ok) which made him think I must be fairly confident and content with myself which he found attractive.
#M: “Honestly, I think you are very beautiful and intriguing! One picture you’re DJ-ing and another you look very serious with your glasses and your info says photographer for Suicide Girls!” Again, all good points, go me. However, I am left with that feeling again that people are assuming I’m this super interesting individual and I don’t always feel like that. There are days when I hardly get dressed, if I do, it’s into gym gear. I pretty much only put make-up on to DJ and those are the only nights I go out, which makes me feel like a bit of a fraud.
#T: “You seemed super interesting to be honest. Something about you just really piqued my interest.” It’s nice when someone thinks you’re interesting rather than just pretty, I think ‘interesting’ is mostly what I have right-swiped for myself. Good looks are always going to be an added bonus though of course – I’m only human.
#B: ‘You look gorgeous, maybe too good looking for me, I like the fact that you look real in your pictures and that they may give a true representation of your personality. I could be wrong of course! I love your anthem song, too.” Again, really flattering but isn’t it weird how we rate ourselves into leagues and then judge others with whether they are above or below us? Another guy told me “I would have never thought you would have swiped for me” but with the quick-fire way Tinder works, I guess you’re more likely to risk trying your luck. If they don’t match with you, they will never know you liked them so it saves embarrassment. It’s sort of like, a really passive form of rejection and to be honest, unless you’re really struck by someone (in which case, you should super -like) you’re probably going to forget whose matches you were even waiting for. I saw one bio earlier sum it up really well; ‘All I want is a partner who is way out of my league, but also thinks that I’m way out of their league and we’ll live together in perfect, confused harmony with a dog.’ SO. TRUE.
A few guys have come back with really simple responses like “Because you’re super cute” , “you’re really pretty” or “I just thought you looked cool” and whilst this feels like a getting-blood-from-a-stone type situation and *so* awkwardly unnatural to even be asking these questions, I don’t think they’re hiding anything. Cute, yes, the rest, no. If they’re cute and you get on, bonus. Most of these guys have had the App a good while and lot’s of them seem bored of it all. I don’t blame them.
I had a few comment specifically about ‘sexy’ things…or things they consider sexy anyway. Such as wearing glasses, having ‘pigtails’ and a photo where you can see a small section of my midriff didn’t go unnoticed. A couple mentioned that ‘red lips’ are a weakness of theirs and that these things combined gave them the assumption that I’m a confident person, which they liked.
Good mutual friends was also a common theme and I use that too when I judge profiles, you assume that if they’re friends with all these great people you know they must be pretty cool…Right? Please? I’ve also had a lot of the men reference that they thought I might be a bot-account and not a real person. Hilarious, but apparently that’s a common issue for men on Tinder; automated accounts that match with you, flirt with you and probably try to get money from you sooner rather than later. They thought I was keen to socialise…I don’t actually go out a lot other than to DJ, so I’m not sure how true that is but I am social once I’m out. Most of them like that I DJ, they think I must have musical talent (not strictly true) and that it’s nice to see someone dedicated to something or at least with interesting hobbies. When I pushed more, one did say: “the only thing that would put me off is I tend to associate the decks with clubbing scene, and in the same token I associate that with drugs to some extent, so it did make me wonder if you were into that. In which case I’m not and that would be a conflict of interest for me.” I’m not – but I’m glad he said this because I did think a lot of people would get a party-girl image of me from those photos. It’s one of the reasons I wasn’t keen on having any more than one DJ photo and I definitely didn’t want it as my main photo. Tinder *kept* moving it to be my main image using it’s ‘smart photos’ function, which means it’s my most right-swiped photo. It’s been the decider for most of my matches (so says the app!) and that was exactly what I didn’t want.
My distance was mentioned a few times, too. For those using Tinder for its intended purpose who actually do want to meet up with people they match with, a close distance is obviously a winner. Much less effort involved and in turn seems more likely it could happen. You can put a song on your profile like the old Myspace days and a fair few people commented on mine. To be fair, I’ve swiped some guys purely on their music taste, too.
Many of the guys just answered because they wanted to ask me the same thing. Most didn’t even reply, though – one even answered my question with ‘hey‘ and that’s it, after he had already ignored my response to his original ‘hey’ …a very common interaction on Tinder. Lots questioned why I was asking them; ‘does everyone get this treatment?’ and one guy even complimented that having me open the dialogue in that way was a bonus and better than the usual, boring small-talk. He liked that I didn’t have any cheesy quotes on my profile and no snapchat filters on my images – he mentioned the infamous dog one specifically. One guy said he preferred the other photos to my main choice but that he liked that I didn’t fill my profile with what I don’t want in a match – something I’ve seen a lot of guys doing and it generally puts me off instantly. I really wish I could ask my left-swipers why they swiped ‘no’ to me but, alas, I will never know. Maybe you’ve found this blog and you’re one of them…If so, please tell me what I did wrong so I can rectify it, it’s human nature that I must be perfect and please everyone or I’ll feel that I’m not good enough for anyone.
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